Here are two things that people said to me today:
Temple worker outside of the women's dressing room: "You look so bright-eyed...does anything escape your gaze?" Er...probably?
Girl from church I ran into at the Temple Visitor's Center: "You could date [name of guy]; you guys are both Caucasian!" Hey, I just met you, this is crazy, but we're both white...call me maybe?
One thing that nobody is going to say:
Man: "Of all the women in Hawaii, I'm really hoping to land the nearsighted brunette with the modest bosom." One of the many hitches in my plan to go on dates here.
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| Actually, this guy might say something like that. He is white, so we're good to go. |
Holy crap Alex I love reading your blog because you say things like "hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but we're both white, so call me maybe" and it makes perfect sense in context.
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