The Equivalent of Three Facebook Statuses

I saw this guy at school wearing the most amazing sweater.  It was borderline Cosby, it was so wonderful.  He was standing pretty far down the hall and I remarked to my classmate, "I want to marry that guy, just for his sweater."  I'm 90% sure he heard me.  Then I had to walk toward him past where he was standing to get to the changing room.  I avoided eye contact for all but a brief moment to see if he was cute from the front (he was).  At least I also looked cute today.  I feel that guys will respond better to a cute-looking stranger who wants to marry them than they would to a crazy-looking one.

We were dissecting the scalp today in lab and the prosector chastised me for dissecting lateral to the mastoid process.  On second thought, I called her back and was like, "where did you say the mastoid process was?"  She pointed to something on the occipital bone.  I was like, "no...that's not the mastoid process," and she was like, "yes it is," and I was like, "no, because it's on the occipital bone, and the mastoid process is on the temporal."  So she called another prosector over who also agreed that it wasn't the mastoid process but they didn't know what it was, and I was like, "probably an osteoma," but of course they didn't believe me so they called a professor over and he was like, "it's an osteoma."

People be tryin' to tell me what a mastoid process is.  I own the mastoid process.
(Also, I looked at way too many "throwing shade" gifs in order to find this image, and I don't even like it that much, but the other ones all use the b-word.)

I went to the gym today and a girl at the gym was giving out free Apples to Apples games, and I got the last one.  What luck!  Apples to Apples is even one of the games I find tolerable.