Anatomical Nomenclature

People name anatomical features after themselves all the time, so why not name people after anatomical features?  Should I marry an anatomist who will permit me to do so, here are the anatomical names I would give to our children.

Boys' names:

• Olecranon (This is my favorite of all names.  I might actually give my son this middle name.)
• Peroneus (His grandson could be named Peroneus tertius!)
• Anconeus
• Hallux
• Talus
• Soleus

Girls' names:

• Calyx
• Piriformis ("Piri" for short.)
• Carina
• Trigone
• Amygdala
• Nephron*

These are the only acceptable ones I can think of at the moment.  There are names that I wouldn't ever give any child, no matter how ugly it was, like "Salpinx," "Urethra," "Ulna," "Uvula," "Fornix," or "Epididymis."

*Also an abbreviation for the late Nora Ephron, may she rest in peace.