My Life as of Late, in "Buffy" Quotes

I've been spending a lot of time in the anatomy lab.

Spike:  Why don't you rip her lungs out?  That might make an impression
Angel:  Lacks... poetry.
Spike:  Doesn't have to.  What rhymes with "lungs?"

My birthday is coming up.

Buffy:  Maybe it's time to start a new tradition:  birthdays without boyfriends.  It can be just as fun.
Willow:  Preachin' to the choir, here, baby. 

Sometimes I feel like I'm the villain in the story.

Spike:  And you're what?  Shocked and disappointed?  I'm evil! 

And finally...

How I feel that (cough--Mormon--cough) society views my quest for a PhD despite my waning fertility:

Anya might be my favorite.