Saturday, October 6, 2012

Yet Another List

But this one is relevant!  I'm back on the PhD application train (third time is the charm, right?) and have finally made a list of schools.  I'm not going to bore you blog readers with my entire thought process behind choosing these schools, because really, you don't care (and I'm not going to make my hardcore "pro/con" lists until some of these places actually accept me).  But maybe you do care about the various locations wherein I may find myself next Fall (or at least I'd like to think you do).  So here they are, in alphabetical order, with their pros and cons (and I've only actually been to three of these places, so some of them I'm just making up).

Johns Hopkins School of Medicine (Baltimore, MD)
  • Pro:  It's only an hour away from Washington, D.C., Laura Taylor, and Cafe Rio.
  • Con:  I'll probably get shot.
Boston University School of Medicine (Boston, MA)
  • Pros:  I can navigate the place blindfolded; most of the people I like are there; it's just freaking amazing; UBurger.
  • Cons:  I would have said things are expensive, but that was before I moved to the Island of the Six-Dollar Box of Cereal (that's actually what "Oahu" means in Hawaiian).  I got nothing; Boston is absolute perfection.
University of Missouri (Columbia, MO)
  • Pro:  Living in Missouri might be kind of cool.
  • Con:  Living in Missouri might be kind of lame.
The Ohio State University (Columbus, OH)
  • Pro:  It's only a three-hour drive from my parents' house.
  • Con:  It's only a three-hour drive from my parents' house.
Michigan State University (East Lansing, MI)
  • Pro:  There's a really good Greek Pizza place in East Lansing.
  • Con:  The really good Greek Pizza place is pretty much the only thing East Lansing has going for it.
University of Connecticut Health Center (Farmington, CT)
  • Pros:  It's New England (i.e. practically Boston); I can pretend I'm friends with the Gilmore Girls.
  • Cons:  I have never heard of Farmington, Connecticut before.  And probably neither has anybody else.  
Penn State Hershey (Hershey, PA)
  • Pro:  Chocolate.
  • Con:  Hershey's Chocolate.
University of Pretoria (Pretoria, South Africa)
  • Pros:  How cool would it be to say that I got to live in South Africa?
  • Cons:  I will probably get shot more often than I would living in Baltimore.
If anybody has actually been to these places and would like to chip in useful living advice, please comment!

5 comments:

  1. 1. (obligatory MARYLAND SUCKS comment). But please, Johns Hopkins, admit Alex to your program so she can live near me.

    2. Boston is cold. And the people (the regular people not your friends-people) are MEAN.

    3. Since Mormon folklore/doctrine (I'm unclear which it is) says that the second coming is going to happen in Missouri, you will be close to all the action if the crazy people in my ward in high school were right and the second coming is happening NOW.

    4. Ohio State's football team is super corrupt. But my friend lives there and he and his wife are super cool. They sent me my Star Wars tent.

    5. If you go to school in Farmington, I'm pretty sure the singles ward is the Yale ward, so you could meet a man with lots of earning potential.

    6. Amish people live near Hershey, and you can get really great sunbonnets and tables.

    7. You will definitely die in South Africa.

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    1. Would a Yale man want to slum it with some UConn girl though? Despite the plethora of argyle sweaters in my wardrobe, I don't think I have that kind of swagger.

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  2. I was going to vote for South Africa. It has lions and giraffes and elephants. What more could you want from a place?

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  3. Don't worry too much...South Africa is my "if I don't get into any of the other places" place. Their programme year begins in January, so applications happen the summer before.

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  4. I know this is crazy late. I promise I did read this post earlier but for some reason I was thinking about it today. Anyway-- I think it might be worth considering South Africa. I am biased, but I think the international experience is amazing.

    That being said you seemed to really love New England. So maybe go back there and just come visit me while I get my Post-Grad in London.

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