- Don't give up your seat for anyone. Not the woman who is obviously struggling to carry an extremely heavy shopping bag. Not the thousand-year-old Chinese lady. Not even the blind guy who just got on.
- Sit in the aisle seat. Put all of your stuff in the window seat next to you, or better yet, just flaunt its emptiness to all of the people standing who aren't going to attempt to climb over your legs.
- Stuff too heavy? Just set it down in the aisle, no problem!
- Take a load off. Put your feet up on the seat across from you. You've had a long day; you deserve it.
- Be the first person off the bus as soon as it stops, because it's totally a race. Get up and move to the door even while the bus is still moving. Make other people stand up and let go of the railings to let you through. It's okay, it's Hawaii, so obviously everyone surfs and therefore has a great sense of balance.
- Finally, and most importantly, ride with "Aloha." That means no matter how much any of the above-mentioned things piss you off, you just smile and deal with it.
Sigh. Well, it's still cheaper than a car.
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