Why I Just Might Rock the GRE

I listen to lots of musical theatre soundtracks:

Chimerical:  C-H-I-M-E-R-I-C-A-L.  Wildly fanciful, highly unrealistic. 

 ("The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

I watch stupid teen movies:

DARCY:  Bring on the neophytes, the tyros, and the dilettantes.

("Bring It On")

I remember the dumb song sung to the tune of "Camptown Races" from that one really awful show on Nickelodeon called "Caitlin's Way":

"Area equals 'pi r-squared,' doo dah, doo dah!"

I was able to interpret the data on our electric bill and understand why the amount due was higher than last month even though we used less electricity this month.

I can deconstruct arguments on ridiculously drawn-out Facebook fights.

Who says studying can only be done with a Kaplan book?