Monday, February 7, 2011

90/10

To all of those people that follow the doctrine of "Hitch" when it comes to kissing:

That 90/10 crap is absurd. We girls shouldn't have to "close the gap." You want a signal that I want you to kiss me? I'm not punching you in the face. There's your signal.

Man up. Go the distance.

3 comments:

  1. Why is the guys responsibility at all? Aren't you all about equal opportunity? Wouldn't 50/50 be more appropriate in this modern world?

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  2. 50/50? Really? I bet you're one of those people that thinks that "relationships are all about compromise," too.

    Seriously, I'm all for equal opportunity: if a girl wants to get kissed, she can Helen Reddy herself up and go the 100 by herself. But it's harder, you know, height issues and such.

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