Anyhow, I guess what I'm getting at in this post is that I'm really grateful to live in this era. As much fun as it would be to put on pretty dresses and go to balls to meet potential suitors, I would much rather have modern medicine. I can leave my bed and not be some pale shadow of a thing whose world consists of the view from my bedroom window. And as much as I hate coughing, I'm glad that I can cough outside of my house without having people think that I'm going to die*. So thank you, Vitamin C, ibuprofen, pseudoephedrine, acetominophen, dextromethorphan, and zinc. I couldn't have left the house without you....well, I could have, I'd just be a lot more congested.
*Did you ever notice how in tragic operas like La Boheme or La Traviata that coughing is basically the composer's way of saying, "don't get too attached, now, this soprano is going to die." You think, "ah, pretty aria, she'll probably get together with that tenor fellow," and then she starts coughing uncontrollably and you're all, "oh darn, tuberculosis." Of course, tenor fellow is just thinking, "huh, it must be this cold weather that's aggravating her throat so, if we sing together about our love, it'll surely get better." And if I were this soprano, I would think, "Hmm...maybe singing dramatically in the stratosphere isn't necessarily the best thing for my respiratory infection..." I guess that's why it's called opera.

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